Stop us if you’ve heard this one: Britney Spears walks into a bar . . . for the first time EVER. That’s what she claims, anyway.
Britney posted a video of herself and her assistant having drinks and said, quote, “This is my first time at a bar. First time. I feel so fancy and I feel so sophisticated.”
She captioned the video, “So glad they took my rights away for 13 years to have a cocktail. I’m so grateful y’all.”
FYI, Britney is 40, so she had several years to go drink in bars legally before her conservatorship started.
(Check out some screen shots here.)