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Someone Found a Lost Phone . . . and Saw the Owner’s “Embarrassing List of Life Goals”

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Someone Found a Lost Phone . . . and Saw the Owner’s “Embarrassing List of Life Goals”


The GOOD thing about writing your goals down is that you’re constantly reminded of them.  The BAD thing is that someone might come across them and post them on the internet.

Someone found a lost phone at a ski resort in Australia . . . “halfway down the front slope.”  They took a photo of the front and back so they could help locate the owner, but on the front the screen was open to a list of EIGHT LIFE GOALS.

Five of them are fairly standard:

1.  Get jacked and be 191 pounds.

2.  Quit all nicotine.

3.  Have $25,000 in a bank account.

4.  Have a motorbike.

5.  Get good grades in college.

 

The other three are a BIT more unique.  In the way that they probably weren’t meant to be shared with the world . . .

 

6.  Get better at fighting.

7.  Have three girls on the roster.

8.  Don’t get a haircut for three months.

 

It’s unclear if they found the owner . . . but most people online saw the college grades thing, and said this list isn’t THAT uncommon for a 20-year-old guy.

One person online joked that there should’ve been a NINTH entry:  “Zip phone in pocket so I don’t lose it.”

 

(Yahoo)