If someone told you to GO TO HELL . . . and you’d like to stay awhile . . . an opportunity just opened up: Hell is for sale.
A new real estate listing reports that more than seven acres in Hell is now available, with an asking price of $625,000.
And you don’t have to worry about it being too hot. The weather isn’t close to Arizona heat . . . it’s more like: MICHIGAN.
Hell, Michigan is a small, unincorporated area of the state about 25 miles northwest of Ann Arbor and 60 miles west of Detroit. The seven-acre property is a small tourist attraction business, with several structures.
The potential buyer will receive: “Screams Ice Cream shop . . . Hell’s Chapel of Love . . . Damnation University . . . a post office . . . and a souvenir store.” It’s like a roadside attraction . . . only geared toward campers and outdoors enthusiasts.
(Here’s the listing . . . an ad hyping the opportunity . . . and a local news report on the story.)